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thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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cumvirgin:

I want you to cuddle me and kiss me in public and look at me like I’m the most important person to you but I also want you to pull my hair and breathe down my neck and fuck me until I can’t see or walk properly

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turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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elijahhasnolife:


Oops. 
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save-your-money-baby:

The comebacks are real.
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captainlasky:

I’m not one for Halloween decorations, but my mom did the best ones this year.

peaceful times before the skeleton war
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booougbad:

Well

I was about to scroll past but then I got it.
"My uterus is having a liquidation sale. EVERYTHING MUST GO."

pajamaralls

My best friend is much better at period euphemisms than I am.

(via divasdishblog)


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madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.
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